You know who they are.
In a time when Halloween as a neighborhood event seems to be slipping in popularity, these are the folks who are keeping the tradition alive. Some of them create a whole haunted experience in their yards and sheds. Some carve and display multiple or elaborate Jack-O-Lanterns. Others are less flashy but equally enthusiastic. Maybe they have an elegant little display and give out the very best treats. Maybe — because trick-or-treaters don’t visit the area where they live — they do other things to celebrate the holiday. They throw a party. Or volunteer at a church or school or retirement home.
Don’t you think it’s time that we — the true Halloween lovers of the world — start showing our gratitude? Here’s one (kind of elaborate) way to do it, but feel free to pick and choose from these elements to enhance your Halloween celebrations.
TWISTED DING DONG DITCH:
Last year, my daughter, Pooka, came from North Carolina to Minnesota for much of the Halloween season. While talking before her arrival, she and I were mourning the fact that The Boy is no longer young enough for us to take him trick or treating. (Pooka’s trick or treating years were extended by the 10 year age difference between her and her brother.) Over the course of several late-night instant messaging sessions, we came up with a substitute. We decided to reward households that did a nice job with their outdoor decorations. She designed a limited edition button. I decided we needed a poem. (But she mostly wrote it, because I suck at poetry.)
We’re past the age for treats and tricks.
No TP rolls, nor eggs to pitch.
The giving urge trumps prankster itch.
And so our twisted ding dong ditch!
After she arrived in Minnesota, between other events, we crafted several of these:
HOW TO MAKE A TWISTED DING DONG DITCH TREE:
When I was thinking about the game ding-dong-ditch (which I never played as a child, btw) I kept envisioning a flaming paper bag full of, well, you know. I was determined to find a prize format that would be a little reminiscent of that, and this paper bag tree fit the bill nicely.
- 1) weight the bottom of the lunch-size, brown paper bag with a variety of fun-sized treats
- 2) flatten the bag again and cut strips from the bag opening to the base, as shown above
- 3) open the bag carefully, gather all the strips at the very bottom, and start twisting them together tightly to create the trunk
- 4) after the trunk is formed, separate the strips into 3-5 sets which will become the main branches
- 5) twist one set of strips at a time to form branches
- 6) a main branch can be further divided to end in 2-3 smaller branches if desired
- 7) add stickers (found at a craft or dollar store) to emphasize the “treeness” of your creation
- 8) (optional) hang or pin a Halloween Hero button to a branch (see below)
- 9) DO NOT set fire to it, no matter how tempting it is
The key to making this project work is to twist the trunk and branches tightly. It can be a little tiring for the hands, but it’s mindless enough that you can do it while watching a Halloween movie or a great old horror classic.
To deliver our goodies, we wanted to wear costumes that were nostalgic and harmless. When we found a GIANT plastic trick-or-treat bucket, in the classic shape of a Jack-O-Lantern, we were reminded of the old-fashioned ghost costume.
The night before our adventure, we found some old sheets. We cut large holes out for the eyes and lined the holes with some sheer black fabric I had around the house.
The “kids” (18 & 27) put on the darkest pants they had, and draped themselves in ghost-sheets. We pinned a big bow to the head of Pooka’s ghost. Then we went out into the night armed with a pumpkin bucket filled with 13 little trees.
I drove around the neighborhood and we pulled over whenever we saw Halloween decorations we appreciated. Some of the displays were elaborate; some were simply charming and elegant. Here’s a shot of the kids running up to a door.
TIPS FOR PLAYING TWISTED DING DONG DITCH:
- 1) we found that many houses we wanted to hit were actually unoccupied — this year we will probably do it on Halloween night itself
- 2) the tree is small and folks don’t automatically look down when they answer the door — this year we may attach a glow stick or an eye-level floating balloon
- 3) if you don’t want to deal with the uncertainty of your gifts being found, simply walk up, ring the bell and present the award (we did that too)
- 4) be prepared to explain what you’re doing — no one we spoke to had ever had anyone GIVE them something for Halloween
- 5) understand that folks will react to your actions. Some may press some treats into your hand in return for the gift; some will be disconcerted; many will be THRILLED you noticed their hard work. (One group offered us beers and really tried to get us to stay at their bonfire. At one house, we fear we may have freaked out some kids who were home alone — they were very confused about why grown-ups were out … and on the wrong night to boot.)
We were looking for a way to enjoy a whole evening of being out reverse trick-or-treating, but your situation might be different. Pick and choose whichever elements of our adventure that suit your available time, energy and funds.
THE HALLOWEEN HERO BUTTON:
UPDATE: THE 2015 BUTTON WILL BECOME AVAILABLE SOON.
If you’re interested, Pooka has just listed this year’s limited edition Halloween Hero button at her Etsy shop, Pooka Creations:
This little button is a great addition to any kind of prize that you decide to bestow on a Halloween Hero you know. There is still plenty of time to order a batch if you live in the continental USA.
UPDATED FOR THE 2014 SEASON
I’ve eaten THREE full-sized candy bars today, and I’m going to go prowl the seasonal aisle of the local drugstore as soon as I get done with this post so I can buy more. You see, I’ve spent the last too-many hours thinking of nothing but candy. For you. Always for you.
Perhaps because I’m hopped up on sugar and caffeine, (more than usual) today’s post comes to you in the form of loosely related list items … think of it as my way of tossing treats into your loot bag.
I’ve gathered most of my information and inspiration (and photographs) from the following vendors:
This is fun. At Old Time Candy, you can pack a personalized bag of candy, piece by piece, for yourself or for a friend.
Retro Candy Timeline – Some snippets of candy history. ‘Found this commercial (which settles a debate between Ogre and me) over there too.
Remember Brach’s Dem Bones? They were in a little coffin shaped box that you could get at Halloween. They were simply bits of bone-shaped, smarties-tasting candy. You could fit the pieces together to make a whole skeleton. (Sometimes you had to nibble away little spurs of candy to help them fit together better.) They’re gone now, but another company has stepped in to to fill the void. You can buy a case of the new Scary Skeletons at Candy Warehouse. (I’m hoping to find some for sale at the drugstore so I’m not forced to buy a whole case.)
Many online candy stores sell decade-themed gift boxes of candies. Each company’s selection varies, of course, and all the companies offer multiple decades. For more detail of any given decade, try these links:
( NOTE: Nostalgic Candy appears to be out of business as of 10/2014. All linked shops have by-decade candy selections.)
Now that I’ve got you remembering all the goodies you used to get when you were a kid, why not pop over to
The Paranormalist Portal to
UPDATE: No really. Go vote – the fab folks at Ranker.com are participating on thier own …
and right now they have red licorice, fancy gum and a sucker ranked 1- 3.
Who will champion Nik L Nips, wax vampire fangs and Chuckles?
Photo note: The photo of a candy haul, which appears above, and on the Ranker list itself, is by Vu Nguyen who shared it via Creative Commons.
NOTE: If you’re going to have a Halloween party, you should issue invitations now.
HALLOWEEN COUNTDOWN QUICK LINKS: